THURSDAY!
teamsasskid:

poetry

teamsasskid:

poetry

expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

vinegod:

Nicki Minaj’s laugh has been giving me nightmares. by Anwar Jibawi

waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring
faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad

faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad

vinegod:

Athletic roommate by Rudy Mancuso

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

profoak:

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

AFSFAS THIS IS OS FUNNY