THURSDAY!

bouhous:

hey bro…u awake? can i hold your hand…..i had a nightmare

tommypickles:

mom

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

condom:

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life